This week has been berserker. Just got invited out AGAIN. No chance. Although last night was a corker, especially because of this very NSFW video. Sorry.
Lee Ryan, once of Blue, tweeted this:
You could take the gubbins from Kerry Katona’s lipo, microwave it, and it would would be more coherent. Some people should stick to talking about dust and toenails. Lee Ryan, I’m looking at you.
Modern Toss is fucking funny:
Now they’re doing an exhibition!
It’s on until July the 4th at the Maverik Showroom on Redchurch Street, London. Get down there!
Things that continually amaze me – buildings, bridges and the like. Two of my faves at the moment:
Citigroup Center, NYC
Turning Torso, Malmo
Turning Torso in Malmo is really reminiscent of the Bridge of Aspiration in Covent Garden. It connects the Royal Ballet School with the Royal Opera House, and just sits in a side street looking incredible. It’s fanfuckingtastic:
Cranes can also be cool, except when they’re killing other cranes:
In other news:
-You’re right, Sunshine is a fucking stupid name.
-Red Stripe, where have you been all my life?
-Thom Yorke, secret set at Glastonbury? Fuck. Fucking Bono made me not go and now it’s fucking awesome. AAGH, I hate the Irish bellend.
Oui oui oui, time for Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Shopping tomorrow. Payday is the tits!