Watch out for the paedo-mouse

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/audio/2009/dec/07/mouse-toy-jingle-bells-paedophile

Please protect any young ones from this evil mouse.

  • In other news, this is a bit good:
  • I’m going out this weekend for the first time in a long time.
  • New favourite chat-up line – ‘Want to come back to my place and we can name your tits?
  • I like shoes.

Think I’m gonna do some round up of the year soon, and may even attempt to address this decade. Now that’ll be bonkers.