Rob Green was shit
… but Emile Heskey was shitter. Green’s mistake was amateur, and it’s debatable as to whether he should play our next match. Personally, I would give him the benefit of the doubt. But his error would have been all but irrelevant had Heskey scored a pretty easy one on one. Any one of our other strikers would’ve scored that, even Peter Crouch. But Heskey, no. He’s about as useful as Anne Frank’s drumkit. There’s only so much leeway you can give to a weak link. And Heskey is definitely the weak link.
I like Elton John, he’s a brilliant musician. But he recently took $1m to play at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding. For those of you who don’t know, Limbaugh is a rightwing American radio show host who in the past has mocked Michael J. Fox’s shakes (Fox has Parkinson’s) and called Barack Obama “Barack the magic negro”. His views on homosexuality – “If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable?”. He’s the scum of the Earth. So, even if Elton donated his fee to charity, it’s dirty money, and he shouldn’t have gone anywhere near it.
I love Jason Bateman. Arrested Development is one of the greatest TV shows ever made. And even the adverts he does are great:
Mike Phelps, Daily Mail bigot:
Shut the fuck up.
In other news:
-Who is the girl in Topman Lincoln?
-Privacy settings, the enemy of the curious man.
Right, I’m off to wash my hayfever pinkeye. Rubbish. Auf wiedersehen.